High Definite/Famous People Stuff

Emo Elvis is emo.

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Robert Pattinson (it’s not “Patterson”? Huh.) has a spread in the 10th anniversary issue of Details with some very naked models…and will be paid to do so.  Just show up, take some pictures with naked models, call it a day…seems to me any quotes he has in regards to the experience would be pretty similar to an Oscar acceptance speech (“I’d like to thank God, my agent…”) because surely there wouldn’t be anything to complain about.  Oh wait:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Totally. While most of us would have been on the ground weeping, having finally found religion due to the great fortune we just acquired, Bob relegates the experience to an episode of Fear Factor. I want to punch this dude in his brain so bad.

…what a class act.

That speech in cloud form, with the words that appear more frequently in the speech given greater prominence.

Made with Wordle.

Also, the traffic jam for this site is still causing some hosting issues.  My apologies.

Read his classy ass statement after the jump:

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Here’s Ashley Greene in the new issue of Men’s Fitness. From what I can tell, she’s an actress whose rise to fame is largely attributable to the vampire movies that aren’t the Blade movies.  I literally can’t tell you a single other fact about her besides the fact that some nude photos of her leaked a couple weeks back and were promptly removed by some of the bigger ones thanks to her sue-happy lawyers.  So…in review: is naked sometimes, wasn’t in Blade.  Damn fine reporting.

Look at the Washington Post getting all viral video-y.  Famous people’s retarded tweets read by normal people.

Episode 1 – Diddy, Lindsay Lohan, Brooke Hogan

Episode 2 – Tila Tequila, Courtney Love, Jessica Simpson

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Although I absolutely hate reality television, I watched a couple episodes of this last night.  It wasn’t bad.  In the 2 episodes I watched, the little hotter one was making out with chicks and getting her thonged (and very nice) ass spanked, while the much larger one was hulking around learning basic life lessons like a gorilla trying to become acclimated to society.  After a few stiff drinks, this show will do the trick if you’re looking to laugh at spoiled, entitled, retarded “celebrities” try to navigate their way through basic life problems.

Moving on.

I’m staying at the Rennaisance In Hollywood and while walking around yesterday stumbled on the Inglourious Basterds premiere at the Chinese Theater since it was next to the hotel.  So, I was about 10 feet away from this female and I can personally attest to the fact that she is still one of the hottest on the planet.  I can also personally attest to the fact that getting a boner in a tightly packed crowd of people is just as awkward as it seems it would be. I’ll get the video up as soon as I can figure out how to convert it.  Also, if anyone knows how to edit out the audio of a blog editor screaming like a girl and sobbing, contact me.

Additional bonus…The Heeb’s review of the film…and it’s good.

Asylum is bringing a bunch of sites together to go all day August 4th without having Megan Fox’s hot ass being splayed all over every site on the planet.  I’m joining in the ban, mostly because I succumb really easily to peer pressure and wanting to be one of the group.  Also, I get the point of this and we do need to calm down with posting this female everywhere (oh look, Megan Fox looking hot again). My only complaint is that this wasn’t done a year ago, but for Heidi and Spencer, and forever. 

Additionally, Asylum is allowing you to put in your votes for who should replace her as the internet’s lady of choice and I’m going to have to go with Gibbs over at Yep Yep with the most obvious nomination of Emmanuelle Chriqui.  My reasons for this are threefold. First, because she’s so hot she makes my eyes drool.  Second, because she’s not a raging bitch like Megan Fox has turned out to be.  Third, Entourage has been absolutely terrible this season, and I STILL watch every Sunday just to see that little redheaded fuck bumble around and screw things up with her so I feel like I have a chance.

If I was Megan Fox, I’d take this opportunity to screw us all up and release a sex tape on that date so that we all have to post it and look like retards.  That’d show us!  Man would our faces be red…