The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs tonight at 10/9c on CBS.

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Oh yeah, there’s also a video. Pop pop, ladies. Pop pop.

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This is the second Mila Kunis post in a row today, and the third in the past 2 days. I regret nothing.

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As you may or may not know, I’m an editor at THD’s big brother site NextRound as well.  We’re part of the Captain Morgan/Spike Bracketmaster Challenge that you’ve probably seen on some of the other more popular guy-centric sites.  The purpose of this contest is to crown one of these lovely ladies as “The Ultimate Morganette”.

Since NextRound is based out of Atlanta, we got the pleasure of getting Tiffany (above) as our Morganette.  She’s a New York-born, Georgia-raised, basketball-loving piece of awesomesauce.

Tiffany’s already in the Sweet Sixteen, and if we get her into the Elite Eight, Captain Morgan is going to send Tiffany and myself to Vegas in a couple of weeks to compete for the title.

If you wouldn’t mind  helping us out, you can either vote for her here in the South region, or you can text TIFFANY to 44686 as often as you want.

If you need more convincing, here is her Facebook page.

Thanks for your help.

Shay Maria, presented without photoshop.

See the full gallery here.

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Tonight on CBS at 10pm.  I just watch it for the articles.

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Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, and Cory Monteith shot by Terry Richardson for GQ’s November issue.

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Esquire | Interview/photos here.

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Someone over at NY Mag went and made a 59-picture slideshow showcasing Blake Lively’s breasts, which has got to be one of the greatest ideas anyone’s ever had for a post…ever.

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The former Mrs. Cole returns with 12 solid reasons to look forward to next year.

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Miranda Kerr goes sans clothing in three dimensions for the September issue of Vogue Italia, making this the absolute defining moment in the history of 3D.

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Behind the scenes video after the jump:

More hotness from the 2010 ESPYs here.

P.S. If you are Miranda Kerr, and you’re actually seeing this, we absolutely can keep playing these games…

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Christina Hendricks in LA Times Magazine.

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Blake Lively in next month’s Vogue with surf legend/ local hero/ lucky bastard Rob Machado.

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The Hundreds teamed up with internet darling Shay Maria to introduce their Green Adam Bomb New Era 59/50, made with hemp, green design accents, and a wooden button on top. (Only available in-store, and are definitely sold out by now).  I would have put this in today’s Collective, but…seriously…come on.  Look at her.  Yeahhh you’re lookin.

See the rest of the set (and Bobby’s opinion on legalization) here.

Best part?  Titties2.jpg is the original file name.  Bravo, Cracked.

Matt Stafford and Marisa Miller were at the Axe Lounge in Fontainebleau Miami Beach when Marisa decided to give him a boner in front of everyone.

Gotta give him credit though, he held it together pretty well.  I’d be going through a mixture of giggling, weeping, and trying not to ejaculate in my pants in front of the media…just like the 7th grade dance all over again.  Memories.

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The American Apparel search for their new ass cheek model is on, and in an effort to find this model amongst the presumed millions of fine female posteriors across the globe…these Mensa members went and did it in the sexiest way possible  From contest site:

We’re looking for a brand new bum (the best in the world!) to be the new “face” for our always expanding intimates and briefs lines. The winners will be flown to LA, photographed and featured online. Send in a close-up photo of your backside wearing American Apparel panties, bodysuits or briefs for consideration and vote for your personal favorites.

You can submit your photo here.

The gallery is here and it’s just a great time.

If you’re shy…just send them to me and I’ll submit it for you. (sigh) The things I do for you guys…

These are the outtake photos of Miranda Kerr’s GQ shoot that I posted a week ago.  Since I’m the most thorough investigative journalist in the history of investigations (or journalism) I felt compelled to share.  It’s no surprise to me that these outtakes are hotter than any of the final shoots I’ve seen this week…she could be surrounded by dead puppies and the collapse of democracy and most of us would still be trying to find someplace to be alone with them. Just like last time, the rest (2 of the glorious, glorious 3) are pretty NSFW and therefore after the jump.

This is Miranda Kerr in the February issue of Gentlemen’s Quarterly…and now I’ve got to try to figure out a way to explain to IT why my new monitor is covered in drool and teethmarks.

The rest of the photos are pretty NSFW (so they’re after the jump):

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Here’s Mila Kunis at the LA premiere of The Book Of Eli yesterday.  Oggle on.

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When the surgery enhanced Victoria Beckham Armani ads came out last year, my penis couldn’t tell if I was looking at a woman in her underwear or one of the cars from The Fast and The Furious.  Fortunately, the marketing staff at Armani got good at making blatantly obvious decisions and replaced the pissed off fembot with this attractive young lady, who requires no modifications except “nakeder”.

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Solved. Blake Lively… Sherlock Holmes NYC premiere…attractive…additional boner reference…etc. (It’s Friday)

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First off, if you’re making the same retarded looking face I make when I see ridiculously hot women that’s kind of a cross between a bad elvis impersonation and a look of disgust…then that’s hilarious.

Secondly, and slightly more importantly, this is Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn’s layout for Maxim‘s January 2010 issue, or the reason your IT staff is out today.  Enjoy.

PS: If a more proper set of photos shows up I’ll update these accordingly.

Mila Kunis did a photoshoot with BlackBook for their December issue…it went really well.  Sorry.  That’s as good as it’s going to get for this one. I tried writing a clever post about how hot she is but it ended up just sounding like I camp outside her house at night masturbating furiously into that bush below her bedroom with the pointy leaves that I hide my ladder under.  That would have been awkward.

The full article here.

Cheryl Tweedy Cole is a former Girls Aloud singer and current WAG of English football star Ashley Cole.  Now she’s also a sexual object you can stare at every month for the rest of 2010.  It’s going to be a great year.

You always hear people in the states bitching about how print media is dying or whatever, and it should.  The US magazines are stuffed to the brim with attention-whoring, super-wombed, reality show alumni asshats.  Meanwhile, the editors of GQ UK decided to put two of the world’s leading producers of boner fuel in a photoshoot together and really make our country look like the bunch of Mayflower-riding prudes we were intended to be.  High-five UK.

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Kim Kardashian decided to go the boner-inducing Disney costumes route for Halloween this year, dressing up as Jasmine from Disney’s Aladdin.  I think I speak for all male viewers of these photos when I say she can rub my lamp for three wishes anytime… and that we’d be more than willing to give her a magic carpet ride to a whole new world…and we’d like to explore HER Cave of Wonders…um…

(trying to think of more Aladdin-themed sexual innuendos…scanning Wikipedia…)

I’d be a diamond in HER rough.  Knew there was one more in there.

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Heidi Klum’s new “coffee table” book (if you find it amusing to watch your guests hide awkward boners) Heidilicious is now available in stores and online.  In regards to making the book, she told  LA Confidential:

“I’ve been shooting with this photographer, Rankin, for seven years, and working with him is fun because he always makes me look different. And he always gets me to take my clothes off for some reason,” she added.

“We’ll do some job, and then he’ll say, ‘Why don’t we shoot some more things,’ and I’ll wind up without anything on.”

Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Hemingway, Rankin. I think we can just stop right here and place this guy Rankin amongst the world’s literary elite for his amazing contributions to the literary community.   The guys over at Guyism put together a preview of the book’s content, and I’ve got to say it looks to be well-written, witty, thought-provoking, and not at all masturbation material.

Guyism’s Preview

Order the book here.

This picture started making its rounds on the web a couple months leading up to the release of Spike Jonze’s Where The Wild Things Are.  It was pretty much affixed to any blog post about the movie on almost all the blogs I read (and I read a lot of blogs).  Until now, I think everyone assumed this was just another hot chick picture that got some serious juice due to its relevance to one of the most hyped movies of the year.  Well, The Chive did some investigating and it turns out this chick is an actual person who enjoys being photographed for your enjoyment.

Investigatory Journalism at its finest.

See them all at The Chive.

Here’s Ashley Greene in the new issue of Men’s Fitness. From what I can tell, she’s an actress whose rise to fame is largely attributable to the vampire movies that aren’t the Blade movies.  I literally can’t tell you a single other fact about her besides the fact that some nude photos of her leaked a couple weeks back and were promptly removed by some of the bigger ones thanks to her sue-happy lawyers.  So…in review: is naked sometimes, wasn’t in Blade.  Damn fine reporting.

FunnyCrave put together a nice little gallery celebrating Padma Lakshmi because she’s sexy as hell and could make me eat my own ass if she told me it was delicious and winked at me.  It’s stand and applaud worthy.

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Mila Kunis attended the Emmy’s this weekend.  Something something something…can’t believe Kevin McCallister’s still hitting that…something something. She’s attractive.  Boom, posted.

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