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Action Movie Kid Is The Hero The Internet Deserves

by 21 days ago. View Comments

Dreamworks animator Daniel Hashimoto’s uses his talents to turn his 3-year-old into an action hero.

See Also: Water Gun, The Danger of Wet Floors, McDonald’s Play Place, Toy Lightsaber, The Floor Is Lava

Action Movie Kid via MetaFilter

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“I Could See Rap Genius Buying Google or Whatever…”

by 21 days ago. View Comments

This 17-minute interview with definitely stoned Rap Genius founder Mahbod Moghadam is filled to the brim with glorious Kanye-level quotes.

“Like… basically, Rap Genius is the Stalinist Russia of the internet, but in a good way.”

Next Shark via Valley Wag

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43 Cartoon Theme Songs

by 22 days ago. View Comments

Carnegie Hall’s Ensemble ACJW mashes up 43 cartoon theme songs in five minutes.

See all the songs used here.

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Lollapalooza 2014 Lineup

by 22 days ago. View Comments

Tickets are available now ($100, August 1st-3rd) for the Chicago-based music festival.

Lollapalooza via Flavorwire

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The Office Time Machine

by 23 days ago. View Comments

Joe Sabia spent the past year and a half building The Office Time Machine, where he’s pieced together all of the cultural references made on The Office into separate supercuts for each referenced year in the name of copyright reform.

via Boing Boing

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First-Person Footage of a BASE Jump From Freedom Tower

by 23 days ago. View Comments

Following their arrest this afternoon, a trio of badass parachutists have released first-person footage from their BASE jump off of the tallest skyscraper in the Western Hemisphere last September.

James Brady, Andrew Rossig and Marko Markovich generously released the most damning evidence against themselves after turning themselves into authorities Monday afternoon.

YouTube via The New York Post

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Coffee Break

by 24 days ago. View Comments

Read: Malaysia Airlines: MH370 lost in Indian Ocean

Read: Egyptian court sentences 528 Morsi supporters to death.

Read: What 11-Year-Old Kareem Granton Saw During 5 Days Roaming the City:

When Kareem Granton ran away from his East New York home recently, he spent five days in the wilds of New York City before he was found by a Good Samaritan. Kareem spent nights sleeping on the subway and days, mostly, at Chuck E. Cheese’s. “It was a very big world,” he said of his adventure. “I didn’t think I would probably make it.” He did. (And doctors who checked him out after his return say he’s safe and sound.) Here’s how Kareem describes his journey.

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Read: How Mark Twain Became Mark Twain: The amazing story of the lectures that made him a superstar.

Read: Ask Reddit: What took you way too long in life to figure out?

Read: 6 Things Nobody Tells You About Working at Disney World

RIP: Gwar Singer Dave “Oderus Urungus” Brockie, Homeland (and everything else) Actor James Rebhorn

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JAY Z & Jay Electronica – We Made It (Remix)

by 25 days ago. View Comments

The Jays connect for the first time since “Shiny Suit Theory“.

Cracktracks | Thanks Beau.

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Terrence Howard

by 27 days ago. View Comments

Morgan Freeman is hilarious.

Reddit | Context

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