High Definite/Our Military Can Beat Up Your Military

Made by BPG-WERKS as a first-response system for soldiers who need to get to work and are willing to kill some people on the way.  From Gizmodo:

This is the DTV Shredder, a militarized skateboard with two caterpillar tracks. It can travel at over 30mph, go up 40-degree slopes, turn around in four feet, and be remotely operated.

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…fuck yeah.

Thanks to all that have served, are serving, or will serve.  You deserve more than just one day a year to be thanked for your sacrifice.

The U.S. Marine Corps is celebrating 234 years of fighting for our freedoms today.  Thank you.

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Story here, and here in case you have no idea where to find news and haven’t heard about this yet.

Have you ever wondered…what the fuck are all those SUVs doing driving around the Presidential limo?  Who’s in them?  Well, the answer for one of vehicles, the Yukon XL,  has been answered.  It’s a security vehicle and it has only one passenger, Change…in gun form.

Meet the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically driven machine gun chambered in 7.62mm, capable of firing 4,000 rounds per minute!!! GET SOME!!!WHOOOO!!!

*changes pants*

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Via Market Watch:

“Lockheed Martin announced today that its team successfully conducted a free-flight hover test of the U.S. Missile Defense Agency’s Multiple Kill Vehicle-L. Conducted Dec. 2 at the National Hover Test Facility at Edwards Air Force Base, Calif., the test met all objectives.

During an engagement with the enemy, the MKV-L with its cargo of kill vehicles will maneuver into the threat complex to intercept all lethal targets, along with any countermeasures the enemy may deploy in an attempt to trick the system. With tracking data from the Ballistic Missile Defense System and its own seeker, the MKV-L will dispense and guide the kill vehicles to destroy multiple targets.”

My nipples are hard.  USA! USA! USA!