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Your Segway’s Wife Is Cheating On It With The DTV Shredder

Endswell — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:50:06 +0000

Made by BPG-WERKS as a first-response system for soldiers who need to get to work and are willing to kill some people on the way. From Gizmodo:

This is the DTV Shredder, a militarized skateboard with two caterpillar tracks. It can travel at over 30mph, go up 40-degree slopes, turn around in four feet, and be remotely operated.

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Evolutionary War

Endswell — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 03:02:54 +0000

…fuck yeah.

Happy Veterans Day

Endswell — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:01:36 +0000

Thanks to all that have served, are serving, or will serve. You deserve more than just one day a year to be thanked for your sacrifice.

Happy Birthday Marine Corps

Endswell — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:59:42 +0000

The U.S. Marine Corps is celebrating 234 years of fighting for our freedoms today. Thank you.

Watch this full video.

Get Some!

Endswell — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:05:53 +0000

Story here, and here in case you have no idea where to find news and haven’t heard about this yet.

Don't Fuck With The New POTUS

Endswell — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:39:34 +0000

Have you ever wondered…what the fuck are all those SUVs doing driving around the Presidential limo? Who’s in them? Well, the answer for one of vehicles, the Yukon XL, has been answered. It’s a security vehicle and it has only one passenger, Change…in gun form.

Meet the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically driven machine gun chambered in 7.62mm, capable of firing 4,000 rounds per minute!!! GET SOME!!!WHOOOO!!!

*changes pants*

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nug5FZgxuk]

Multiple Kill Vehicle Video (Pew! Pew!)

Endswell — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:18:30 +0000

Via Market Watch:

“Lockheed Martin announced today that its team successfully conducted a free-flight hover test of the U.S. Missile Defense Agency’s Multiple Kill Vehicle-L. Conducted Dec. 2 at the National Hover Test Facility at Edwards Air Force Base, Calif., the test met all objectives.

During an engagement with the enemy, the MKV-L with its cargo of kill vehicles will maneuver into the threat complex to intercept all lethal targets, along with any countermeasures the enemy may deploy in an attempt to trick the system. With tracking data from the Ballistic Missile Defense System and its own seeker, the MKV-L will dispense and guide the kill vehicles to destroy multiple targets.”

My nipples are hard. USA! USA! USA!