High Definite/People That Can Probably Kill You

Here’s John Daly at St. Andrews obviously trying to make a statement on the BP disaster by dressing like the oil-soaked waters of the gulf.  Wake up, sheeple!

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…and they damn sure don’t wear helmets while doing so.

If you find yourself on an island with one of these things, you’re screwed.  At least now you’ll know just how screwed you actually are.

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Haha yeah right.  He loses his shit in one of the best baseball clips of the year. You’ll need headphones for this one.

Thanks Matt.

Haha this is awesome.  Basically a minute and a half of Jackie Chan beating the crap out of the more memorable karate kids in film history…and ones that you assume know karate because they’re Asian.

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This video mysteriously made its way online today, starring Michael Jai White as Jax and Jeri Ryan as Sonya Blade in a gritty reimagination of what the original movies should have looked like.

The clip also gives you a glimpse of Sub Zero…who also looks amazing.

If they were going to do a dark, grisly Mortal Kombat movie, a viral web video with no explanation would be standard operating procedure for this type of shit nowadays.

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A while back I posted one of the original Hardchorus videos.  Turns out the people from Puma made some sort of contest out of it.  So, in honor of the World Cup’s impending start, here are a bunch of Europeans getting way more pumped about soccer than the U.S. will ever be.

France: “Allez Ola Olé” (Winner)

England: “That Sounds Good To Me”

Germany: “Ein Bisschen Frieden”

Italy: “Fiumi Di Parole”

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I had no idea gang members had to be so dexterous.

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Sorry, I meant to say “terrifying”.

From Passive Aggressive Notes:

One Saturday, John was in the basement watching the end of a football game when his 8-year-old daughter came down to ask when they’d be leaving for the beach. Just another 20 minutes or so, he told her.

“Eventually, the game ended and we went out,” John says. “But when I went to bed that night, I found this note sitting on my pillow. The tragedy of it all, combined with the warning — and offset by the pretty border and the flower — really make for a lovely package.”

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