High Definite/Retarded People

Joe Paterno Dismissed By Penn State, Students/Ashton Kutcher React

by 5 years, 11 months ago Contribute
After the announcement that Joe Paterno would be relieved of his coaching duties at Penn State effective immediately, students rioted on the campus, toppling news vans and tearing up street signs...and planking. Seriously. In the second most embarrassing gaff of the night, Ashton Kutcher took to his Twitter account to piss off everyone, then apologized for doing so and turned his account over to management, but not before a new hashtag was created. Video courtesy of NMA.

“God Is Punishing Japan For Atheism” – This Retard

by 6 years, 7 months ago 10 Responses
If you were looking for someone more despicable than Alexandra Wallace to hate today, here you go. Update: She took her account down. Here's one of the dozen copies. Via
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How To Get Arrested

by 6 years, 8 months ago Contribute
Step 1: Call 911 to discuss the legality of your budding pot growing operation.  Step 2: Call from your house phone. WTNH

Car Sledding/Smashing In Colorado Springs

by 6 years, 9 months ago 1 Response
A bunch of drivers try to make it up a snowy hill in Colorado Springs.  Since it's posted here it's safe to assume it doesn't go well. Aftermath footage in Part 2. Via
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Fun With Accurate Book Titles

by 6 years, 10 months ago Contribute
A real book that can be ordered here. | Via

Your Black Friday Crazy Lady

by 6 years, 10 months ago Contribute
A line cutter gets called out at Menards in Appleton, Wisconsin.  She reacts with a level of class and sophistication you'd expect out of such a person. Full Story | Via
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Drunk Driver Is Still Drunk

by 6 years, 11 months ago Contribute
Florida resident Elizabeth Crull hit a bus full of kids going to karate class yesterday, then accompanied the accident with a drunken, on-air confession.  In her defense, those pesky gas and brake pedals are way too close together. WESH | Via
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Rachel Ray’s 6-13 Minute Meals

by 6 years, 11 months ago Contribute
An actual recipe for "Late Night Bacon", or y'know... "Regular-Ass Bacon." Via

Karen Owen’s Senior Thesis Goes Viral

by 7 years, 0 months ago 5 Responses
Duke University alumni Karen Owen sent a "Fuck List" in Powerpoint form to three of her friends last May, ranking various guys at Duke on their ability to bone.  However, since we all know you can't send anything to "just 3 friends", one of them forwarded it on, which lead to its inevitable viral state.  A lot of athletes are on the list, including members of Duke University's already controversial lacrosse team. Here were the criteria: Deadspin has the document in full here.  It gets pret-ty saucy.

The Great Facebook Outage Of 2010

by 7 years, 0 months ago Contribute
Summed up in one glorious tweet. @TheDollSays | Via