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The Most Ridiculous Lawsuit You’ll See This Week

September 2nd, 2010 Endswell No comments

Filed.  United States District Court.  Colorado, CO.

Background | Thanks Julie.

My attempt at a transcript after the jump: Read more…

Categories: Retarded People

When Cat People Go Cat People

August 22nd, 2010 Endswell No comments

Click to enlarge.

If found, please put this cat out of her misery.  Also, I can’t prove it but I think that quote from Amber is made up.

Via

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James William Gregory Jr. = Bruce Lee

August 19th, 2010 Endswell No comments

Your dad’s on the internet doing his kung fu moves and embarrassing the shit out of you.  Happy Thursday.

Thanks Brandon.

Categories: Retarded People, Videos

Steven Slater’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

August 9th, 2010 Endswell No comments

What do you do if a passenger accidentally hits you with the luggage they’re trying to get down from the overhead bin and doesn’t want to apologize?

If you’re ex-Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater, you curse the gentleman out over the intercom, grab two beers from the galley, and make your dramatic getaway down the inflatable emergency slide (presumably sobbing the entire time).

Full story here. | Thanks Julie.

How To Not Learn Your Lesson: By Jessi Slaughter

August 6th, 2010 Endswell 2 comments

Jessi Slaughter returns to inform us we can’t stop her and that we are all bitches.  I hope this ends exactly like last time.

Update: She deleted the original.  Fortunately, the internet doesn’t forget.

Via | Previously: Consequences Will Never Be The Same

Best Prices In Scotland

July 26th, 2010 Endswell No comments

Something tells me you’re going to get your money’s worth, though.

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Life Lessons From Anonymous

July 15th, 2010 Endswell 1 comment

This was bouncing around on Tumblr this morning.  Names, content… none of it’s important.  The only thing you need to remember is the rage you feel after watching this girl talk for 2 minutes.

I know…rage. It’s okay.  Justice is served.

Categories: Retarded People, Videos

Christian Bale & Mel Gibson Phone Fight

July 13th, 2010 Endswell No comments

As inevitable as the Nigel de Jong Kick/ Mortal Kombat mashups.  Headphones.

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Crime 2.0

July 9th, 2010 Endswell No comments

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“I’m Not Here To Make Friends” 2010 Edition

July 7th, 2010 Endswell No comments

Rich from FourFour and Gabe from Videogum put together another supercut of the most frequently said phrase on reality television.  I think it’s safe to say none of these people should ever have a problem not making friends.

Previously

Categories: Retarded People, Videos
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