After the announcement that Joe Paterno would be relieved of his coaching duties at Penn State effective immediately, students rioted on the campus, toppling news vans and tearing up street signs...and planking. Seriously. In the second most embarrassing gaff of the night, Ashton Kutcher took to his Twitter account to piss off everyone, then apologized for doing so and turned his account over to management, but not before a new hashtag was created. Video courtesy of NMA.
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If you were looking for someone more despicable than Alexandra Wallace to hate today, here you go. Update: She took her account down. Here's one of the dozen copies. Via
Florida resident Elizabeth Crull hit a bus full of kids going to karate class yesterday, then accompanied the accident with a drunken, on-air confession. In her defense, those pesky gas and brake pedals are way too close together. WESH | Via
Duke University alumni Karen Owen sent a "Fuck List" in Powerpoint form to three of her friends last May, ranking various guys at Duke on their ability to bone. However, since we all know you can't send anything to "just 3 friends", one of them forwarded it on, which lead to its inevitable viral state. A lot of athletes are on the list, including members of Duke University's already controversial lacrosse team. Here were the criteria: Deadspin has the document in full here. It gets pret-ty saucy.