High Definite/Stupid Fucking Ideas

The story of the 23-year-old Toronto native who faked cancer in order to milk the generosity of sympathetic donors.

Full story here.

Jessi Slaughter returns to inform us we can’t stop her and that we are all bitches.  I hope this ends exactly like last time.

Update: She deleted the original.  Fortunately, the internet doesn’t forget.

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The online results were just posted to Oprah’s Your OWN Show competition and it looks like the “wheelchair-bound lady magnet” and internet favorite Zach Anner is getting screwed again.  Reddit’s up in arms and I can only imagine what 4chan’s already doing about this.

Get it together, Oprah.

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When teaching your kids about not getting into vans with strangers…you might as well start with the easy ones.

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This was an embarrassing, terrible idea and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

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This should be the opening line on the bill they receive for this shit.

Thanks Joe.

Apparently, this is from the textbook used for the course “Reading in the Content Field”, a required course for students going for teacher certification at Washington College.

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Just when you thought all this vampire/werewolf shit couldn’t get any dumber…

I have no words to describe how retarded this is, so I’ll use the timeless college technique of using movie quotes to express myself.

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur.  I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world.  I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard.  I chased the neighborhood cats.  I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside” and I said “OK Pop”, but he didn’t really say that he said that “Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job”. – Dr. Robert Doback – Step Brothers

Replace “dinosaur” with “werewolf” and “Bobby” with “stupid-ass emo-kid rejects” and that about sums it up.

Nightclub Orthello.

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Matt McKeon put together a series of graphics to illustrate the evolution of the availability of your Facebook data since 2005.

See the full set here.