High Definite/Stupid Fucking Ideas

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If you match any of the colors in the middle, Arizona isn’t going to be fun for you.

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Toonfed‘s take on what a live-action C&H movie poster would look like.

Although the end product is decent…Bill Watterson would never let this happen, and it shouldn’t.

Nature happens.

Best simple misunderstanding escalating into a full-blown shit talking festival and bloody beatdown video ever.

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Mission accomplished.

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UPDATE: The Remix. (Youtube Doubler)

Not being pulled by a bear and a lion? Pussy.

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States that allow same sex marriage vs. states that allow marriage between first cousins.  Weaksauce.

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A couple months back, I did a post on Sprint’s new efforts to acquire new customers.  Turns out it was just another sneaky backhanded tactic to acquire more people they can rat out to law enforcement agencies by turning their customers’ own cell phones against them.  From Wired:

Sprint Nextel provided law enforcement agencies with customer location data more than 8 million times between September 2008 and October 2009, according to a company manager who disclosed the statistic at a non-public interception and wiretapping conference in October.

The manager also revealed the existence of a previously undisclosed web portal that Sprint provides law enforcement to conduct automated “pings” to track users. Through the website, authorized agents can type in a mobile phone number and obtain global positioning system (GPS) coordinates of the phone.

Damn, is it 1984 already? Let me off please.

Arizona State University student Sean Sexton’s mugshot after his little gunfight with the police.

Full story here.

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I can’t decide which part is funnier…the guy actually taking himself and this workout seriously, or the extremely underqualified assistants.

Thanks to Senor Prout aka Joshua Jackson for the tip…and for The Mighty Ducks…that movie was awesome.