
If Everyone Had Access To The Jedi Mind Trick – [Cracked]
The 4 Worst Disguises Used In Robberies – [Gunaxin]
Top 10 Most Terrifying Natural Disasters in History – [Listverse]
Pizza Vs. Guns Vs. Strip Clubs (Map) – [I'm Totally Serious, Bro]
Grandpa Jailed After Punching Random Kids At Walmart – [Dispatch]
Top 10 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay – [Ranker]

7 Mafia Badasses You Probably Haven’t Heard Of – [Guyism]
Marriage Ref Hulu Tags Are As Bad As You Thought They’d Be – [NextRound]
Brochures For Spring Break At Home – [College Humor]
Yes. Couldn’t Agree More – [The Superficial]
The Top 5 Unluckiest People That Have Ever Lived – [Pig Jockey]
Top 6 Silent Badasses – [Uproxx]
More HighDefinite:



9 Real-Life Levels Of Hell – [Holy Taco]
Top 10 Cases of Animals Saving Humans – [Listverse]
10 Stars Who Started on Nickelodeon – [Mental Floss]
NYC Taxi Drivers Overcharged Riders By Over $8.3 Million – [Yahoo] (Thanks JS)
Drunken Girls Of St. Patty’s Day 2010 – [COED]

The 40 Hottest Alumni of Schools in the NCAA Tournament – [Bleacher Report]
Live Link 3G: Bringing Video Calls To The iPhone – [Dvice]
5 Reasons The Internet Could Die At Any Moment – [Cracked]
The 10 Greatest Bitch Slaps In Movie History – [Ranker]
Katie Montgomery Is Attractive – [NextRound]
Vote For Me Here So I Can Win This Thing For Some Reason (click the up arrow next to my logo, one vote per person) – [Influence SD]
HighDefinite elsewhere:



The Population Of The Dead (Infographic) – [Dooby Brain]
5 Phone Apps For College That Need To Happen – [College Humor]
7 Magazines That Need To Stop Publishing – [EgoTV]
The Facts On Slacking (Infographic) – [Image Bath]
New South Park Wednesday. Target: Tiger Woods – [South Park Studios]
“I’m With Coco” Artist Got Paid – [TMZ]

She’s Out Of My League Star Alice Eve In April’s Maxim – [Guyism]
George Washington Fighting A Bengal Tiger On A Sinking Boat During A Hurricane…That Is All – [NextRound]
10 People Going Postal At Work – [Knuckles United]
11 Girls You’ll Meet On Spring Break – [BroBible]
7 Celebrities Who Had Badass Careers You Didn’t Know About – [Cracked]
What Your Favorite Website Says About You – [Holy Taco]
Vote Or Die…Eventually…Hopefully From Natural Causes – [Influence SD]

3 More Strong Earthquakes Struck Chile This Morning – [CNN]
South Park’s First Ever Deleted Scene (NSFW Language, Obviously) – [CC Insider]
5 Internet Browsers In Transportation Form – [College Humor]
5 Pre-Enron Financial Scandals – [All Things Mundane]
An Intro To The Republican & Democratic Parties (Infographic) – [Information Is Beautiful]
A Look At Antarctica’s Blood Falls – [Web Ecoist]
Vote For Me Here So I Can Win This Contest With No Prize – [Influence SD]
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Let’s hang out, but just as friends. I’m not looking for anything serious…:



8 Missing Dog Signs That Won’t Piss All Over Your Day – [NextRound]
The Chatroulette Map, In Case You Wanted To Know The Locations Of All The Dudes Masturbating On There – [Chatroulette Map]
Conan’s “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour” Is Happening – [Team Coco]
6 Famous Explorers Who Shaped The World (With Insane Lies) – [Cracked]
Honest Fairy Tales – [College Humor]
11 Sexual Activities That People Don’t Count As ‘Having Sex’ – [11 Points]
We really should hang out more:



33 Creepy Photos Of Abandoned Mental Asylums (Thanks Sawed-Off) – [Web Urbanist]
Arms Sales Around the World (Infographic) – [Fast Company]
6 Movie Monsters That Just Wouldn’t Work – [Cracked]
What Pro Sport Should You Play (Flowchart) – [Sports Pickle]
How Bomb Proof Suits Work – [Dvice]
15 Glorious Pictures Of Christina Hendricks – [Unreality]
Take a second and vote for me. (Just click the up arrow next to HighDef, only one vote per person) – [Influence SD]