Year 8 students from New Zealand’s Postgate School have a Haka face-off against the upcoming class.

Souljah Coach | Reddit

Breathe into the side of Kisai’s breathalyzer watch and an LED backlight lets you know how drunk you are (Green=Sober, Red=Drunk, Yellow=You’re Getting There) along with your BAC level. The stainless steel watch’s USB-rechargable battery will give you a month of time-telling, bar-gaming convenience between charges.

Available here ($99). | Uncrate

300 participants participated in this year’s Red Bull 400 Planica, a 400-meter race up the Planica ski jumping hill.

Red Bull

5 pianists from CDZA cover Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” on one piano.

CollectiveCadenza | Boing Boing | Previously: Our Wedding Song

The first actual look at the upcoming Anchorman sequel has arrived.

With the 70′s behind him, San Diego’s top rated newsman, Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell), returns to the news desk in “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues.” Also back for more are Ron’s co-anchor and wife, Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate), weather man Brick Tamland (Steve Carell), man on the street Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd) and sports guy Champ Kind (David Koechner) – All of whom won’t make it easy to stay classy…while taking New York’s first 24-hour news channel by storm.

In theaters December 20th.

Anchorman 2 | /Film

Good luck sleeping ever again.

Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails.This particular episode takes place at 1am.This is why we keep doors locked with her around. We don’t need her harassing the neighbors.

Jenner | Kottke

Greg and Amanda add post-date commentary to their first, and last, date.

ReverseCowboys | Previously: Friendly Dating Advice

Reddit

As part of their PRODIGIES series, THNKR sits down with hyper-polyglot Tim Doner has been teaching himself languages since he was 13. At the age of 17, he has nearly 20 languages in his arsenal.

THNKR | Clip Nation

Phil Postma re-imagines Dick Tracy, Flash Gordon, The Phantom, and The Shadow as Pixar movies.

See the rest here. | Neatorama

Slacktory takes on another popular movie trope.

Slacktory | Previously: David Letterman Wants To Know If Those Are Your Drums

A collaborative banger from the Belly soundtrack (1998).

This concludes our broadcast this week. Enjoy your weekend.

Jackie Chan takes a break from beating up kids in movies that know karate to talk about the time Bruce Lee accidentally knocked him out during filming of Enter The Dragon.

TheHour | 22 Words

Last weekend, The Art of Revolution covered the National Mall with one million hand-made bones as a “visible petition against ongoing genocide and mass atrocities in Sudan, South Sudan, the Democratic Republic of Congo, Burma, Somalia, and Syria.”

The bones, made of various materials ranging from paper maché to clay, were made over the past 3 years by students, educators, artists, and activists from 30 countries.

One Million Bones | Laughing Squid

PistolShrimps | BIOTV | Related: Part 1

AsapSCIENCE looks at the effect of myostatin levels on muscle growth.

AsapSCIENCE | Previously: Chidbirth Vs. Getting Kicked In The Balls

Dogs riding in cars with their heads out the window. 2:22 of happy fuel.

Odin Parker | Gawker | Previously: Dogs In Cars: California

Now I want a cookie.

ConvosWith2YrOld | Previously: Episode 2

Sesame Street has released the latest set of materials for their “Little Children, Big Challenges” project, hoping to help children (ages 3-8) as they deal with the difficulties that come with a parent’s incarceration.

Outside of explanatory videos, the project also provides reading material and activities for not only the children, but their caregivers as well.

Sesame Street | Super Punch

A beautiful timelapse of Melbourne-based writer Sofles taking over some abandoned buildings.

Shot/edited by Selina Miles.

Ironlak Films | ANIMAL NY

A collection of clips of David Letterman asking drummers if their drums are rented.

Other supercuts out today:

Gunplay: A Tribute To Gunfights In Film (via Slacktory)

Where’s The Fucking Money?!?! (via Guyism)

CBC Music | Videogum

Hand-written by The Radiant Child when he was 20-years-old (1980).

Sotheby’s | BuzzFeed

Vice reports from he biggest civil uprising in the history of the Turkish Republic.

Vice

Oliver Noble offers up a positive spin on Harry Hanrahan’s “100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time” and “Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time” in his latest supercut.

HuffPost | Thanks Oliver.

Ubisoft unleashed a stunning gameplay trailer for Tom Clancy’s The Division, an open world MMORPG, at their E3 press conference yesterday.

The title will be released sometime next year.

Ubisoft | BroBible

Insisting they go “bigger” this year, NPH continues his streak of Tony Award-quality Tony Awards performances.

Pajiba | Previously: 2012′s Opening

A recording of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” works the crowd at Emirates Stadium.

Reddit

Aw yeah. Get a towel ready.

Pic: Zitchdog

Michael Henry & Justin Robinett offer up a dueling piano/drum cover of Michael Jackson’s hit.

JustinRobinett | Previously: Aloe Blacc & The Grand Scheme – Billie Jean

Cy&H

Fred Savage reacts to the grisly event from last week’s Game of Thrones.

Andrew Kasch | Daily Dot | Related: George R. R. Martin Watches “Red Wedding” Reaction Videos

Exactly what it says on the tin.

College Humor

They could loop :20-:35 for 2 hours and label it Step Up: Dance Justice and I’d be at the midnight showing.

Guyism

Along with his barbershop quartet rendition of “I Wanna Sex You Up,” Jimmy Fallon pieces together Brian Williams clips so he performs some bars from “Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang.”

Late Night | Next Impulse Sports

Primitive Apparel teams up with A Bikini A Day co-founder, Maui-native, and Instagram champion Devin Brugman.

Primitive | High Snobiety

CGPGrey | Related: Part 1: Countries Inside Countries

Vice pulls back the curtain on deportee purgatory:

About 40 percent of Mexican immigrants deported from the US are sent back through Tijuana. Many of the deported border crossers have established a makeshift shantytown inside a dry, concrete riverbed where the Tijuana River once flowed—called El Bordo.

Vice | Previously: This Is What Winning Looks Like

College Humor moves on from its original shorts to its first VOD feature film.

When a 30-something website manager who uses a local café as his office learns of plans to convert the space into a bar, he enlists the help of his two best friends to help save his freeloading existence.

The film – which stars Glenn Howerton (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Steve Little (Eastbound & Down), Ben Schwartz (Parks and Rec), Adrianne Palicki (Friday Night Lights), and Josh Groban (your mom’s CD collection) – is available July 9th.

College Humor | /Film

More proof that Patton Oswalt is the man and you’re not.

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Michael Dubin’s Dollar Shave Club is trying to be #1 in #2.

51% percent of US men 18-45 use flushable wipes. Yes, you read that right. Half of men are using wipes to get clean, 16% of them use wipes instead of toilet paper. Holy crap.

Don’t believe me? Go ask 10 friends. I bet five are using wipes. They’re just not talking about it. Indeed, 24% of users hide their wipes from visibility. They swear by the experience, but yearn for something designed for men, not infants. Something they can be proud to put on display. One Wipe Charlies answers the call. Of Doodie.

40 One Wipe Charlies are $4 for Dollar Shave Club members.

DollarShaveClub | AdAge

Pwnisher | Previously: Dead Island: No Retreat

1:48 still makes me laugh every time.

FailArmy | Clip Nation

While the rest of us would have probably clapped our hands or cried in the fetal position, this young man recovers beautifully with the more patriotic approach.

Reddit

More physical wizardry, set to Delilah’s “Breathe.”

WHZGUD2 | Previously: Somebody That I Used To Know

As promised, Samuel L. Jackson reads the winning monologue from this Reddit thread.

I give it a month before we find Alzheimer’s disease with a broken back in a dumpster somewhere.

@SamuelLJackson

Brett Novak and Killian Martin introduce Indian locals to skateboarding while shooting their last video.

Bragic

Good to see these guys still making good music.

You’re Welcome hits stores sometime this fall.

DeLaSolarSystem | Rolling Stone

Unless you’re Superman, you’re screwed.

Slacktory | Previously: The Arrested Development Ubercut

Nearly 60 years after Edmund Hillary and Tensing Norgay made the first ascent up Mount Everest, 48-year-old Valery Rozov jumped off of the 23,688 ft. north face in the highest BASE jump in history.

RedBull