The High Definite

A long time ago, in the Hundred Acre Wood…

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Paging the Gregory Brothers…

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BREAKING: Another Oil Rig Explodes In The Gulf – [CNN]

In Honor Of 90210 Day – [90210 Locations]

The 14 Most Brutal College Hazing Rituals – [Ranker]

25 Great Moments In Text Message History – [Manofest]

The 4 Levels Of Social Entrapment – [Hyperbole & A Half]

Louis C.K. Gets Drunk On A Plane, Decides To Tweet – [The Daily What]

The 7 Most Irritating Characters From Otherwise Great Movies – [Cracked]

That’s Your 7-Year-Old Child: Foul-Mouthed PS3 Headphone Bully – [Videogum]

If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate – [Holy Taco]

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So this happened.

Next up: Antoine Dobson’s Windows security commercials.

It’s hard to describe what a “racist” looks like, but if I you had to pick some stereotypical characteristics…

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BRB, quitting my day job immediately.

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Dilbert

Sean “Spicoli” Penn sits down with Zach’s twin brother, Seth Galifianakis, who does a fine job of keeping these as awkward as possible.

Funny or Die

A portrait of Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo (one-half of Daft Punk) using song lyrics.

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Fleuraime

Breaking: Hostage Situation At Discovery Channel HQ – [DCist]

6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (That Have Totally Been Solved) – [Cracked]

Beer Facts From Around The World – [Neatorama]

Apple Announces New Apple TV Today – [Wired]

TV’s 8 Most Brutal Character Kill-Offs – [Flavorwire]

39-Story Suicide Attempt Ends In Destroyed Dodge, 2 Broken Legs – [Jalopnik]

Tracking Google’s Acquisitions (Infographic) – [NextRound]

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