High Definite/Badassery

FDR: Battle For America

by 4 years, 11 months ago 2 Responses

Jason Heuser upgrades his into a full-blown movie poster. If people in Hollywood were good at their jobs at all, this movie would have already been made 5 years ago.

| Via | Previously: Thomas JeffersonGeorge WashingtonTeddy Roosevelt

Categories: Artsy Sh*t, Badassery

Thomas Jefferson Vs. A Gorilla

by 5 years, 0 months ago 1 Response

Thomas Jefferson forces this gorilla’s teeth to declare independence from its mouth in Jason Heuser’s latest piece of .

Click to enlarge.

| Previously: Teddy Roosevelt vs. Bigfoot

Categories: Artsy Sh*t, Badassery

Army Ranger Sgt. 1st Class Leroy Petry Receives Medal of Honor

by 5 years, 0 months ago Contribute

Today, President Obama awarded Sgt. 1st Class Leroy Arthur Petry the Medal of Honor for his heroic actions in Afghanistan, joining Army Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta as the only living recipients of the award since the Vietnam War. The Army explains his actions that earned him the highest military decoration offered by our country:

During his last mission, Petry was to locate himself with the platoon headquarters in the target building once it was secured. There, he was to serve as the senior noncommissioned officer at the site for the remainder of the operation.

But things quickly got dangerous for Petry and his team. Insurgents opened fire on Petry and his men.

Petry had fellow Ranger Pvt. 1st Class Lucas Robinson at his side. The two were to clear the outer courtyard of the target building. It was there the two first saw the enemy.

“I remember seeing the guy out of my peripheral vision,” Petry said. “Two guys with AKs at their hip, just spraying. And one happened to strike me right in the thighs. I didn’t know I was hit in both thighs, but it hit my left thigh.”

Robinson was also hit, Petry said. “He was struck right in his ribcage on his left side and he continued along and followed behind me.”

While wounded and under enemy fire, Petry led Robinson to the cover of a chicken coop in the courtyard. The enemy continued to deliver fire at the two Soldiers.

Petry reported contact was made with the enemy, and as a result, team member Sgt. Daniel Higgins moved to the outer courtyard. As Higgins moved toward the chicken coop to meet with the two wounded Soldiers, Petry threw a thermobaric grenade toward the enemy. That explosion caused a lull in enemy fire.

As Higgins evaluated the wounds of both Petry and Robinsion, an insurgent threw a grenade over the chicken coop. The grenade landed about 10 meters from the three Rangers, knocked them to the ground, and wounded Higgins and Robinson.

With three Soldiers taking cover in the coop, an insurgent threw yet another grenade. This time, the grenade landed just a few feet from the three Soldiers — much closer than the earlier grenade.

“It was almost instinct — off training,” Petry said of his response to the situation. “It was probably going to kill all three of us. I had time to visually see the hand grenade. And I figure it’s got about a four-and-half second fuse, depending on how long it has been in the elements and the weather and everything and how long the pin has been pulled. I figure if you have time to see it you have time to kick it, throw it, just get it out there.”

That’s when Petry picked up the grenade and threw it away from him and his buddies. As it turns out, he did have the time to save all three of their lives — but not time to save his hand.

The grenade exploded as he threw it — destroying his throwing arm.

“I actually didn’t think it was going to go off,” Petry said. “I didn’t really feel much pain. I didn’t know it had gone off and taken my hand until I sat back up and saw it was completely amputated at the wrist.”

Thanks to a prosthetic hand and the unbridled desire to continue being a badass, Sgt. 1st Class Petry was able to re-enlist with the Rangers last year.

Ka-Bar: Zombie Killer Knives

by 5 years, 1 month ago 1 Response

To survive a zombie apocalypse, you’ll need certain items for survival (like The Crovel and The SS Huckleberry), but eventually you’re going to need to go on the offensive and take some of those fuckers down.

Military armorers Ka-Bar have provided some assistance in this matter with their Zombie Killer knives, which consist of the Ka-Bar ZK-War Sword ($70), Ka-Bar ZK-Death Dagger ($70), Ka-Bar ZK-Pestilence Chopper ($48), Ka-Bar ZK-Acheron Skeleton ($13), and Ka-Bar ZK-Famine Tanto ($48).

Happy hunting.


Categories: Badassery

The Crovel: A Swiss-Army Shovel

by 5 years, 2 months ago 2 Responses

Tagged as “The Ultimate Survival Tool”, the Crovel has a shovel on one end, a crowbar on the other, and a whole myriad of tools in between to satisfy all of your shoveling, chopping, prying, hammering, bottle-opening, sawing, and zombie killing needs. As an additional bonus, the handle is wrapped in 15 feet of paracord in case you need to climb, rappel, or tie something up.  It’s basically the closest you’re going to get to being Batman in a survival scenario.

Get one here. ($85) | Via here & here | Pic via

Man Vs. Moose: Instant Beard Fuel

by 5 years, 3 months ago 3 Responses

The manliest thing you’ll see in a long time.


Categories: Badassery, Videos

Battlefield 3: “Fault Line” (Gameplay Trailer)

by 5 years, 3 months ago Contribute

Twelve minutes of unbridled video game badassery.


Categories: Badassery, Nerdy Sh*t, Videos

Kids Reenact Mad Max

by 5 years, 3 months ago Contribute

A young boy encounters a foreign tribe of kids in a post apocalyptic world.

By Tino Schaedler & Achim Lippoth for ‘Kid’s Wear’ magazine.

See the rest here.

Special Greg Pulls Off The Special Flip

by 5 years, 4 months ago Contribute

It’s a week of firsts in the world of extreme backflips.  First, Ryan Anderson’s backflip in Son-uva Digger. Today, Travis Pastrana’s cousin Greg Powell (aka Special Greg) pulls off the first ever Special Flip in Gosford, Australia.

Nitro Circus

Categories: Badassery, Videos

Bringing A Knife, Knuckle Duster, And A Gun To A Gunfight

by 5 years, 4 months ago Contribute

Meet the Apache Revolver, for when you absolutely, positively need to stab, shoot, and punch everyone in the room.

In your face, Machete Slingshot.

Categories: Badassery, Videos