Archive for the ‘Owned’ Category

Neptune Theater - 1, Terrance Howard - 0

May 13th, 2010 Endswell No comments

The Neptune Theater in Seattle went and said what we were all thinking.


Categories: Mindless Drivel, Owned

“French President Monsieur Nicolas Sarkozy Wants A VIP Box”

November 12th, 2009 Endswell No comments

One of the funniest things I’ve read in a while.  The Director of the Consulat General De France sends a letter requesting a VIP box for the upcoming Ireland/France World Cup playoff-match to Ireland’s Department of Diplomatic Affairs.  Country-insulting hilarity ensues.

Full correspondence after the jump:

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Categories: Mindless Drivel, Owned

Benny Is A Winner

September 23rd, 2009 Endswell No comments

Cold bloodeeddd.   I hate Facebook whiners.

Categories: Mindless Drivel, Owned

Car Salesman Sells Doucher An Escalade With A “Flux Capacitor”

August 28th, 2009 Endswell No comments

This is just priceless…from the comments in Jalopnik:

I feel I have to post this.
I worked as a sales person for a store in the Woodbridge/Vaughn area of Ontario. This area is notorious for ignorant douchers. Think “my new haircut”/ I wish I was from Jersey.

So close to the end of my car selling days before my career change I stopped caring and started having fun.

I end up with one of these douchers, on a test drive in a used Caddy Escalade.
So he is all “I know everything about cars” with me, and he is clearly a Prada sunglasses wearing knob. He kept referring to the Escalade as a “Sclade” and a “dirty whip”.

When we talked about the wheels he called them “duce duces” as this particular Cadillac was on the factory 22″ rims.


Out on the test drive I start on about how this truck isn’t too bad on gas because this particular truck has a…………wait for it………

Flux Capacitor.

He said “Oh Yeah? Sweet….. I read about that in a popular mechanics at the doctor’s office” I am sure during a herpes check.

I actually wrote Flux Capacitor on the deal sheet in the options list we would write out to build value in the deal.

I closed the deal, in turn….I have sold a flux capacitor.
I held descent gross, but the guy got a good truck, and even being a douche he was taken care of nicely.

But the clown peni$ bought a flux capacitor.

Here is a scanned copy of the deal sheet. Enjoy. (circled in orange)

I hope when it hits 88 mph it just fucking explodes.  Nice work Kona41.

Categories: Owned, Retarded People

New Dog, Old Tricks

August 23rd, 2009 Endswell No comments

Classic. This kid kicks ass.


Categories: Awesome Kids, Owned

People Really Don’t Like Aimee

August 21st, 2009 Endswell No comments

Saw this over at NextRound this morning.  Story goes, Aimee whines about something on Facebook, then proceeds to get repeatedly served by some clever nogoodnicks (yeah that word’s still around).  Click to enlarge it.



Barney Frank Serves Retarded Female At Townhall

August 19th, 2009 Endswell No comments

Before anyone gets all worked up about political views…just sit back and enjoy the video for what it is.  If you’re comparing anything that any recent President has done (Bush included) to the attempted genocide of the Jewish people by a failed emo artist, you deserve to be ridiculed in a public forum.


Categories: Owned, Retarded People, Videos

Eminem’s Back On The Warpath

July 31st, 2009 Endswell No comments

Man I miss the days when Eminem would just rip people apart…looks like he’s getting back to his roots.  Holy shit, he serves these two retards up silver platter style.  In response to Mariah Carey’s Obsessed:

Categories: Music, Owned


July 27th, 2009 Endswell No comments

Although I can’t even describe how excited I am about the Slaughterhouse (with 2 h’s) August drop (August 11)…Crooked I must be more so, because he got it tattooed on his ar- oh wait…


Categories: Mindless Drivel, Owned

Owned Doesn’t Even Begin To Describe How Bad Leno Just Got Worked

July 10th, 2009 Endswell No comments

The guy on the left isn’t even looking…gold medal.

Categories: Mindless Drivel, Owned