Archive for the ‘Retarded People’ Category

Car Sledding/Smashing In Colorado Springs

December 31st, 2010 Endswell View Comments

A bunch of drivers try to make it up a snowy hill in Colorado Springs.  Since it’s posted here it’s safe to assume it doesn’t go well.

Aftermath footage in Part 2.


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Fun With Accurate Book Titles

December 17th, 2010 Endswell View Comments

A real book that can be ordered here. | Via

Your Black Friday Crazy Lady

November 27th, 2010 Endswell View Comments

A line cutter gets called out at Menards in Appleton, Wisconsin.  She reacts with a level of class and sophistication you’d expect out of such a person.

Full Story | Via

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Drunk Driver Is Still Drunk

November 15th, 2010 Endswell View Comments

Florida resident Elizabeth Crull hit a bus full of kids going to karate class yesterday, then accompanied the accident with a drunken, on-air confession.  In her defense, those pesky gas and brake pedals are way too close together.

WESH | Via

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Rachel Ray’s 6-13 Minute Meals

November 11th, 2010 Endswell View Comments

An actual recipe for “Late Night Bacon“, or y’know… “Regular-Ass Bacon.”


Karen Owen’s Senior Thesis Goes Viral

September 30th, 2010 Endswell View Comments

Duke University alumni Karen Owen sent a “Fuck List” in Powerpoint form to three of her friends last May, ranking various guys at Duke on their ability to bone.  However, since we all know you can’t send anything to “just 3 friends”, one of them forwarded it on, which lead to its inevitable viral state.  A lot of athletes are on the list, including members of Duke University’s already controversial lacrosse team. Here were the criteria:

Deadspin has the document in full here.  It gets pret-ty saucy.

The Great Facebook Outage Of 2010

September 23rd, 2010 Endswell View Comments

Summed up in one glorious tweet.

@TheDollSays | Via

The Most Ridiculous Lawsuit You’ll See This Week

September 2nd, 2010 Endswell View Comments

Filed.  United States District Court.  Colorado, CO.

Background | Thanks Julie.

My attempt at a transcript after the jump: Read more…

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When Cat People Go Cat People

August 22nd, 2010 Endswell View Comments

Click to enlarge.

If found, please put this cat out of her misery.  Also, I can’t prove it but I think that quote from Amber is made up.


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James William Gregory Jr. = Bruce Lee

August 19th, 2010 Endswell View Comments

Your dad’s on the internet doing his kung fu moves and embarrassing the shit out of you.  Happy Thursday.

Thanks Brandon.

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