Archive for the ‘Retarded People’ Category

Truthful Shirts Make Awesome Mugshots

December 15th, 2009 Endswell No comments


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Fox News Is Classy

December 10th, 2009 Endswell No comments

Nothing says “journalistic integrity” like a whole news room giggling at fingerbanging jokes and gratuitous cleavage shots.


Fox fucking News.

How To Get Chicks

December 9th, 2009 Endswell No comments



“It’s Like Twitter, Except We Charge People To Use It”

November 30th, 2009 Endswell No comments

Some unfortunate sap decided to e-mail David Thorne and ask for some free design work.  You know how these play out by now.

Read the whole thing here.

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PETA’s Animal Cruelty Fail

November 20th, 2009 Endswell No comments

UK firm Studham Technologies Limited invented a humane way to kill lobsters instead of boiling them alive.  PETA, realizing they have a reason to hold a demonstration and not look like a bunch of assholes, ordered two to be shipped to a lobster fest in Arizona.  Then hilarious tragedy happened.

From The Chronicle Herald:

British entrepreneur Simon Buckhaven said the CrustaStun system, developed over the past decade by his company Studham Technologies Limited, near London, kills the lobster with an electric charge, so the crustacean feels no “pain or distress.”

The inventor and his wife and business partner Charlotte were invited by animal rights activists to a big lobster dinner fundraiser last week, sponsored by the non-profit Child and Family Resource Centre in Tucson, Ariz.

The animal rights group PETA bought two of the lobster devices and paid for Mr. Buckhaven and his wife to fly to the Arizona event last Saturday to demonstrate the technology.

Unfortunately, the courier service lost the two machines and the animal rights people had to look the other way as volunteers killed hundreds of lobster in boiling water for hungry supporters of the resource centre.

The funniest part would have been watching the horrified looks of sheer terror on the PETA members’ faces while the lobsters were all “screaming” as they were being boiled alive.  Sometimes life works out just right.

Another Group Of Winners

November 17th, 2009 Endswell No comments

The guys over at Found Footage Festival found some more incredibly eligible bachelors from the 80’s.


Categories: Retarded People, Videos

The Internet Is Helpful

November 6th, 2009 Endswell No comments

The answer in marijuana prices (dammmmnn San Fran), because everyone knows why you were asking this.


Emotional Hippies Crying Over Trees

November 2nd, 2009 Endswell No comments

Umm…how the hell did I miss this?

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Snuggies And Twilight

October 28th, 2009 Endswell No comments

Agreed.  This chick’s going to be the shocked person on Maury in like 3 weeks.


Police Arrest “Girls Gone Wild” Participants; Do World A Favor

October 26th, 2009 Endswell No comments

The Nassau County Sheriff’s Office of Florida, after receiving the tip that a Girls Gone Wild bus was operating in their county, conducted a successful undercover operation to shut down production and arrest the participants, including the hotness that’s pictured above.  Smoking Gun has the mugshots, and I think I speak for everyone, including late-night television watching penises everywhere, when I say the Sheriff’s office of Nassau County is doing a great job.  I think I also speak for everyone when I say if these are the faces of the newest Girls Gone Wild video, their breasts better be able to sing and hand out free money.

See the rest of the mugshots here.