High Definite/Shit In Print

The Married Kama Sutra

by 2 years, 4 months ago Contribute

The World’s Least Erotic Sex Manual, available for pre-order on Amazon.

via Laughing Squid

Categories: Shit In Print

The Ron Swanson Guide To Facial Hair

by 2 years, 5 months ago Contribute

Drawn by Mike Mitchell for Nick Offerman’s new book Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man’s Fundamentals for Delicious Living.

Categories: Artsy Sh*t, Shit In Print

“And The Inductees Are…”

by 3 years, 2 months ago Contribute

The New York Times responds to yesterday’s Baseball Hall of Fame decisions.

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Beyoncé: GQ’s ‘The 100 Sexiest Women of the 21st Century’ Cover

by 3 years, 2 months ago Contribute

Bless you, Terry Richardson.

After the leaked image made its way around the web today, GQ decided to just unleash the real deal.

Oh, and mark your calendar for Tuesday, January 15—that’s the day we are putting up ALL our photos of Beyoncé, the first of our 100 Sexiest Women of the 21st Century. (You’re welcome.)

GQ | Update: The rest of the pics are out.

Categories: Hotness, Shit In Print

Undeterred | The City and The Storm

by 3 years, 4 months ago Contribute

The post-Sandy covers for the New Yorker and New York magazine, featuring the work of Adrian Tomine and Iwan Baan, respectively.


Categories: Artsy Sh*t, Shit In Print

A Police Composite Sketch of Dracula

by 3 years, 7 months ago 2 Responses

The Composites continues their charge of making police composite sketches of literary characters, this time focusing on the titular character from Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

A tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache…His face was a strong, a very strong, aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils, with lofty domed forehead…His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. The mouth, so far as I could see it under the heavy moustache, was fixed and rather cruel-looking…For the rest, his ears were pale, and at the tops extremely pointed. The chin was broad and strong, and the cheeks firm though thin…The blue eyes transformed with fury. (Multiple suggestions)

Via | Previously: Humbert Humbert from Nabokov’s Lolita

Categories: Artsy Sh*t, Shit In Print

“I Will Miss The Batman.”

by 3 years, 7 months ago Contribute

Christopher Nolan says goodbye to his Batman trilogy in the foreword to the book The Art and Making of The Dark Knight Trilogy:

People ask if we’d always planned a trilogy. This is like being asked whether you had planned on growing up, getting married, having kids. The answer is complicated. When David and I first started cracking open Bruce’s story, we flirted with what might come after, then backed away, not wanting to look too deep into the future. I didn’t want to know everything that Bruce couldn’t; I wanted to live it with him. I told David and Jonah to put everything they knew into each film as we made it. The entire cast and crew put all they had into the first film. Nothing held back. Nothing saved for next time. They built an entire city. Then Christian and Michael and Gary and Morgan and Liam and Cillian started living in it. Christian bit off a big chunk of Bruce Wayne’s life and made it utterly compelling. He took us into a pop icon’s mind and never let us notice for an instant the fanciful nature of Bruce’s methods.

Read the rest at Vanity Fair.

Categories: Movies, Shit In Print

Judging Books By Their Covers

by 3 years, 7 months ago Contribute

Sunny Chanel asks her 6-year-old daughter to judge famous novels by their covers.

The Great Gatsby

I think it’s a book about a haunted theme park and it stars a magical magic guy and he’s good and evil and he’s trying to get rid of the ghosts. And I think at the end, since it’s haunted by a ghost, he tried to make the park go on fire and it did.

Read more over at Babble.


Dead Inside: Do Not Enter

by 3 years, 8 months ago Contribute

Notes from the zombie apocalypse ($13.57). | Via

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Social Media Is Bullsh*t

by 3 years, 11 months ago 2 Responses

The latest from Twitter conqueror and THD friend Brandon Mendelson:

“Everything you’ve ever been told about marketing is bullshit. No. That’s not a sale’s pitch, it’s the truth: All marketing is bullshit. Bullshit concocted by assholes to sell you stuff you don’t need to make themselves rich. Social Media Is Bullshit is a book about those assholes and the myths they make up to take advantage of you and unsuspecting artists, small businesses, and entrepreneurs looking to catch a break in an unfair world. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, and better still, you’ll never fall victim to the marketing assholes again after reading this book.”

Available for pre-order here. ($12.24) | Ships September 4th.